A Stabbing Surprise
According to a staff member, one of their coworkers was assaulted in a bar. When they returned to work, they were greeted with a cake that read, “Sorry you were stabbed!” The cake was decorated with red icing and featured a knife sticking out of it. We may only pray that the poor individual has an excellent sense of humor, or they might not like this cake very much.
The individual behind the counter explained that their coworkers were obnoxious. In a good-natured, practical way, though. We’d be delighted to receive a cake, no matter what the icing says if it were us. Food is the key to our hearts. Most likely, someone who has been stabbed wants to laugh again. Sorry, you were hurt, but here’s some cake!