We’re not sure what this sign means. At this workplace, there was a notice that reads, “Polar bear is in the area! Use extreme caution when going outside! Go with a coworker.” Where exactly is this place? Maybe Alaska? Why is there a polar bear roaming free outside of the building? It seems frightening, and the numerous exclamation points don’t help matters.
A funny colleague added “slower” before the coworker to the sign. They suggest that you go outside with not a coworker but a slower one. You may flee if you encounter the polar bear in this way, and the odds are on your side.