Fear the Glass
“Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily frightened, and they will begin to cry. They will fly into a rage. Please enter slowly while singing ‘Ave Maria’ to avoid an accident.” This notice is posted in the programming department at an office. Programmers are similar to hamsters. They are susceptible to scares. But what kind of problem are they talking about?
We believe they have tiny hamster hearts. They may collapse if you make even the slightest noise while approaching them. That’s all there is to it. Keel over from excessive terror, just like that. Who knew? Every day, you learn something new. Singing “Ave Maria” will keep programmers in check if you want them to stay calm. It’s time to put this theory to the test!