Where’s Ed?
“Do I know where Ed is?” I’m not sure if I do know – do I? This individual was sick and tired of people asking him about Ed, so he created a valuable flowchart to help others looking for the elusive Ed. If they respond yes, the response is “There he is!” If the answer is no, he doesn’t know anything. It’s a simple and effective reaction.
Why does everyone need to locate Ed? Is he the boss? Is he a janitor who cleans up everyone’s mistakes? Regardless, this individual may or may not be irritated by the continuous inquiries about Ed. It’s “Ed, Ed, Ed.” “Ed this, Ed that.” What about James, then? What is it about this particular person that is so appealing?