A Cheating Wife
It’s challenging to think of a more uncomfortable garage sale than this one. While estate sales and sales where a lot of stuff is being sold are delightful events to attend, the “cheating wife” aspect might dampen the mood somewhat.
But again, maybe the husband was attempting to gain a little compassion. No matter; garage sale enthusiasts weren’t going to miss out on such an opportunity. But that raises the question: Was the wife really put up for sale?