Taking the Blame
Statistics show that about 1 in every 10 coworkers is secretly terrified that they might be the office demon. And let me tell you, I’m pretty sure I’m one of them. Sometimes I accidentally leave my dishes in the sink or forget to refill the coffee pot. Suddenly, I feel like I’ve committed a cardinal sin.
I’m constantly waiting for HR to send me a memo with the subject line, “You’re fired… and also, we’re filing a restraining order.” But hey, at least I can make my colleagues laugh with my terrible puns and dad jokes. Maybe I’m not so bad after all, right? …Right?