Gassin’ It Up
According to recent workplace statistics, there’s a 99.9% chance that at some point in your career, you’ll have a coworker who farts and burps more than a frat boy after a keg party. And let me tell you, I’ve got one of those colleagues right now, but I won’t name names – let’s call him “Mr. Poots-a-Lot.”
This guy could clear out an entire conference room with just one silent-but-deadly. And as for the burping, let’s just say that if we ever run out of carbonated drinks, we could tap into his digestive system. But I try to look on the bright side – at least he’s not a snorer!