#8: Lobster Bibs (and Everything Lobster Requires)
Lobster is messy, hence the bib. Why, then, would a lobster bib be on this list? Imagine it won’t stay up properly. You go in for a buttery bite of lobster, when you suddenly realize your new shirt is exposed to a world of greasy heartache. This is a mayday moment, and you can’t concentrate on enjoying your grub until you get a new bib that fits properly!

