Don’t Steal My Organ
As fun and exciting as it can be working in an office (not really), the worst part is your co-workers. Actually, the worst part is how your co-workers feel they are entitled to whatever is in the shared fridge, even though everyone already wrote their names on their lunch bags.
But there’s always at least one person who will come in and steal everyone’s food. So, this person stuffed their food in a bag with the text “HUMAN ORGAN” to deter the lunch thief from trying anything. Let’s hope this ploy actually worked. If it didn’t, well, they can transport and sell the thief’s organ in the bag (assuming they find the lunch thief).