Might Wanna Speak to a Doctor
If you’ve ever had a co-worker take your lunch, you understand how aggravating it can be. Most of us look forward to our lunches from the time we arrive at the office, so finding out that someone else has stolen it is both distressing and infuriating. Although there is no practical method to police the public refrigerator, this person realized that by spiking their lunch with laxatives, they could deter any would-be robbers.
Most of us attempt to avoid getting mouth sores as much as possible, but you never know when they’ll appear. So, we’re sure any potential thieves had a range of emotions after reading this note.