Truth Confirmed: Santa Isn’t Real
Um… to all of your seven and eight-year-olds reading this, don’t read the title, alright? We don’t want to be the ones who ruin your innocence. If you already read the title, you didn’t hear it from us. In fact, Santa is a real dude, who travels to billions of homes across the world to give gifts to children every Christmas. Phew, we fooled them.
The OP, however, always had an inkling that Santa wasn’t real. The truth was confirmed on Christmas morning when their brother said that “Santa” told him they were going to get iPad minis. Riiiight. “Santa.” We gotchu.