The Cat’s Out of the Bag Now!
If you’re going to have a deep, emotional conversation with someone, try not doing so while intoxicated, okay? You might let out more information than your conversation partner is aware of, which can lead to extremely awkward situations, especially when their parents are involved.
For instance, a drunk uncle filled the OP in on the fact that their mother was married once before meeting their father. We, like the OP, have no idea how to process this information. Do you confront your mom about this, or do you let it slide? In the end, it’s ancient history and took place long before you were even born.