A Happy Ending
So, one night, a man and a woman decided that they’d consume all the substances their bodies could handle during an 11-day period. By the time the chemicals left their systems, they realized that they were engaged! So, what did they do? Did they part their ways and wish each other the best, reminiscing about their days as crazy 20-something-year-old irresponsible doofuses?
Not at all! The two got married! And three years later, they gave birth to the OP. What a pretty crazy meet-cute. By chance, this relationship worked out. Don’t use this as an excuse to party hardy and hope for the best outcome possible!