Making Mountains Out of Molehills
One time, the OP’s mother came home from surgery after a mole removal procedure. That makes sense, right? Moles can be the first sign of something more sinister, and the best course of action would be to get rid of the source of the problem before it gets out of hand. At least, that’s how we think moles work.
But did you know that one of the side effects of mole-removal surgery is that your bosom grows to more than double its original size? We’re not researchers in the medical field, but we would go as far as claiming that this woman is a medical marvel!