Glad You Pulled Through
Many of you might have stories where you were face-to-face with the Grim Reaper but said, “Not today, Death.” If that’s the case, bravo! We’re glad you’re still around, and we hope that you have a long, fruitful life ahead of you. This person learned that their close-call with Death took place even before they were in diapers.
Somehow, the OP almost died at birth. They didn’t elaborate what that meant, nor how they squeezed the truth out of their parents. There are a zillion reasons why newborn babies can pass away before grabbing their mama’s fingers, so we guess the OP dodged a zillion bullets.