Money Can’t Buy You Freedom
According to the OP, who works at a jail, one of the more satisfying parts of their job is listening to the wails and screams of rich kids as they’re dragged into their cells. “You’ll hear from my father! You don’t know who I am, do you? My lawyer will hear about this!” You get the picture.
Sure, mummy and daddy can most likely pay their bond, but the question is will they? The OP finds even more enjoyment when the spoiled brat’s rich relatives don’t swing by to bail them out. Stew in your mess for a bit. It builds character.