Jazz-cabbage
We have no idea what jazz cabbage is, but we had a good laugh reading about it. Also, we can’t believe that there were rumors going around about these two breaking up. Tabloids these days will write just about anything to make money and gain more attention. As if any of it was true.
Ryan wanted to point out the ridiculous nature of the gossip column and play a joke on his mom at the same time. So he labeled his mom as a jazz-cabbage-smoking, rollerblading old woman who he will never split up with. Way to go, Ryan, stand by your mom no matter what.