Dan Akroyd
Man, whatever happened to Dan Akroyd? He was reasonably well-known back in the day, but I feel like I haven’t seen him in absolutely anything lately. I haven’t even seen him show up in the news for some ridiculous, invented offense, as the gossip rags sometimes seem to report about famous people.
Well, I can tell you what he was not doing: he was throwing a temper tantrum in a coffee shop in the wilds of southern Ontario, Canada. Look, I do agree with Dan that it’s very annoying when places only accept cash; they should really put a sign on the door so that you see it on your way in. Still, he way overreacted. Settle down, Dan. It’s just coffee.