Leonardo DiCaprio
This next story is about how Leonardo DiCaprio successfully disguised his identity for several minutes, based largely on an excellent Boston accent. But for me, though, he wouldn’t even have to put on an accent; I think I’d have a hard time recognizing Leonardo DiCaprio even if he wasn’t making an attempt to hide.

This is because I grew up on shows where Leonardo DiCaprio was the fresh-faced young hero with floppy blonde hair; I don’t know what to do about a middle-aged Leonardo with slicked-back hair. I barely recognize him. What happened to little Luke from Growing Pains?