Jason Segel and Paul Rudd
So, for eight or nine million reasons, I would never be willing to do nudity on screen. And here is just one of those reasons: how weird would it be to walk around knowing that some of the strangers looking back at you have seen you naked? I wouldn’t be able to look anyone in the eye, just wondering what of me they had seen.
But I guess that’s why Jason Segel was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I wasn’t: that he’s comfier with public nudity than I am. Well, that and the fact that I’m not an actor, and that I can’t act, and that I didn’t audition for the movie, and that I’m not a guy. So really, there are a lot of reasons I wasn’t in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.