Matt Dillon
Here is a story about a restaurant manager going above and beyond to provide excellent service to Matt Dillon: letting him in when the store was already closed, then comping his meal. I don’t know if I would be that nice, not even for a celebrity. Also, I wonder who Matt Dillon is since he’s obviously supposed to be some kind of celebrity.

I’d heard the name, obviously, but I couldn’t name anything that he was in. So I Googled his name and looked at his filmography, and guess what? I still have no idea who this guy is. If I was a restaurant manager and he came knocking at my door 15 minutes after closing, I would probably assume he was just some rando and turn him away. Although, to be fair, I might turn away a regular celebrity as well. It’s late, man, I wanna go home.