#56: Improving Infants
This is a truly confusing sign. All of the signs on the list are confusing – that’s what they have in common, and that’s what makes them so funny – but I think this one takes the cake. We can’t even try and imagine what they wanted to say. It doesn’t seem like a typo, either.
This week, they’re improving infants. What are they suggesting here? Infants don’t need improving, it’s the adults who need fixing up. Infants have a pure heart and an honest soul. It’s adults who could use improving. We can definitely do better. Improing infants… we’ll be trying to figure out this one for a long time.