#6: Unwanted Baptismal
I’m not sure what the creators of this sign are trying to say. Are they equating the grueling process of getting your car out of a tow yard with a baptism? Maybe they need new members, and this is their recruitment process. Either way, it’s nice to know that some churches have a sense of humor.
I’m honestly wondering how effective this sign will be. If they don’t plan on actually towing my car, I’m parking there for convenience. They can take it up with the big man. Also, baptists are all about forgiveness, right? Do they have a running tally of license plates filed behind the pearly gates?