#8: You Can’t Sit with Us
They took the time to laminate it, but not to add the needed punctuation? I think they meant only one person at a time should sit on the bench, but without more context, I’m not sure. I guess it depends on which part of the country this bench is in.
Also, that’s a relatively wide bench, so that doesn’t make a lot of sense. I’d feel awful keeping it all to myself if someone else needed to sit down, but rules are rules! This is the perfect place to have lunch or cuddle with my dog. They only mentioned people, and all that extra space needs to be filled with something!