52 Signs Spotted Across the Country That Are Hilariously Confusing

This business currently has too many open positions. Hurry up and register before they run out of jobs! They have “too many to count” open jobs. That seems like a bit of an exaggeration to me. How many open positions can a small business possibly have? 1? 2? Maybe 5? That hardly seems like “too many to count”.

The funny part is, this might not even be the worst wanted ad we’ve seen on this list. The one with the “long-haired freaky people” or the one with the “20 years of experience” might somehow be even more confusing. People really need to put more thought and effort into their wanted ads—after all, you’re trying to get people to work for you, and you want to make a compelling case.