You’re Growing, Dobby!
If you really want to know how lonely you are, you should hop onto Facebook right now. You’ll see all your friends from high school and college, taking their kids to the playground or to school, generally having a fun time with their family. And what are you doing at home?
Only something that’s way more fun! Who else can say they keep track of their dog’s height over the years? So, let these people with families pollute the park. The single people are having a party of their own, and nobody is invited (not like anyone would want to come).