Don’t Lie—Nobody’s Messaging You
This person came up with the lamest excuse for being single. “Oh, it’s not me who’s not a catch! It’s the fish in the sea who are hideous!” Yeah, nobody’s falling for that. You just haven’t reached the point of desperation where anyone will do. In time, Young Padawan.
Look, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but what no one tells you is that many of those fish have toxin-laced stingers. Did you know that an adult human can die if they step on a lionfish? That’s why you have to be careful when you’re swimming in the ocean. What were we talking about again?