Congratulations, You Played Yourself
If you’ve really given this relationship thing a try but are still single, there might be a reason why that is. Sure, you could blame others for your misfortune—something we tend to do on occasion—or you could be honest and say that you’re the problem.
But the easier thing would be to blame those annoying chain emails and Facebook posts that warned you about not finding true love if you didn’t forward them. Oh, if only we had forwarded that message to at least one person, then we wouldn’t have ourselves yourself in the predicament we’re in! Oh, woe is us!