Today Is Not That Day
You’ll get a wide range of responses if you ask anyone how they think they’d found the one for them. Some people know the moment they see them. You’ve probably heard, “I knew the instant I laid eyes on my girlfriend/boyfriend, that he/she was the one I was supposed to spend the rest of my life with.”
If you found the love of your life, good for you. But in this lady’s case, you’re going to have to get over the fact that your first interaction with her will be seeing her stuffing her mouth rotisserie chicken in a parked car before calling the ambulances to resuscitate her.