No Caring, No Sharing
The_Pelvis_Presley has come up with a pretty ingenious mattress for single people. However, there’s not enough room on the mattress for our waifu. Also, what if we like moving around? One small shift in position, and bam—you’re on the floor, suffering from a concussion and two broken ribs.
Sometimes, you have to accept the inevitable. Perhaps you weren’t meant for someone in this world, but that doesn’t mean you have to die lonely and afraid. You can make friends, learn hobbies, and even grow an indoor jungle that you call your own children. Life is whatever you make of it, so try and make it less sad.