Everything Happens for a Reason
One time, there was a flood, and a man was stranded on top of a very tall building. Another man in a raft came along and offered assistance to that man. “No, thank you. The Lord will save me.” Another person came along with a speedboat, asking whether the man needed help. “No, thank you. The Lord will save me.”
Finally, a person came in a helicopter, informing the man that they were the last person in the entire city to rescue. “No, thank you. The Lord will save me.” Then the man drowned. When he met his Lord, he asked Him, “Why didn’t you save me?” The Lord replied, “I sent three people on a raft, a speedboat, and a helicopter to save you, dummy!”