I Know My Worth
If you’re single and you know it, tell us why! *Clap clap* This guy has been single for longer than he can remember, but he has a very good reason. He’s a luxury that few can afford. And by “few can afford,” he really means “nobody wants.”
No offense to this guy, but if he’s walking around with a cockatoo on his shoulder, nobody’s going to want to jump into bed with him. Sure, they might approach him and ask what his cockatoo’s name is, but that’s pretty much the extent of all of his interactions with the opposite gender.