Blood Type A+, Dating Life D-
Here’s one of the perks about being single that not many people talk about. Because you have a very, very inactive dating life, there’s a good chance that you can donate blood, assuming you don’t suffer from a condition that prevents you from doing so. So, your loneliness doesn’t mean you have to be selfish.
This is another way to look at it. If you donate blood and the recipient is a male, then when that person eventually does get it on with someone (because they’re probably not a loner), then the blood you donated to them will go into a certain organ. That’s like second-hand doing-it, right?