Quality Sleep Is the Key to Happiness
This person has come up with one of the best ideas for dating. Instead of spending $200 on a fancy dinner and a movie, why not just invite your date to your home at 9 PM, take a few melatonin gummies, and get some rest? It’s been a long day, after all.
This person failed to realize that this isn’t dating—this is married life. There’s a long process before you finally reach the melatonin stage of your relationship. You can’t just hit the fast-forward button to get to the final scene. So, until then, maybe stick to the standard dating game and pray that your relationship evolves to the point where the two of you get ten hours of sleep together.