Mah Hart, Mah Sole
If there were an award for the loneliest person on the planet, this guy would win it. It’s not even a competition anymore. People can complain all they want about being lonely, but if you’re sweeping fallen leaves in the shape of a heart, that’s taking loneliness to the next dimension.
Sorry, sir. We hope you find the love of your life one day. We know that special someone is out there; they’re probably just dating a dozen other people before they finally get to you. And you’ll be left picking up the broken pieces and trying to put them together. That took a pretty “nice guy” turn there.