Your Pain Is Our Pleasure
Have you ever gotten so blackout drunk that you drunk texted one of your ex-boyfriends or girlfriends? Many people have, so it’s not something to be too ashamed about. We mean, sure, your ex will probably post it on social media and call you a loser, but hey, that’s life!
But if you’re as single as this person, you can enjoy a night of binge-drinking with your buddies from college all you want. After all, not being a part of the dating scene, he doesn’t have an ex to pour his heart out to when he’s too intoxicated for his own good. See? You can find the silver lining in everything!