Phew, That Was a Relief
Speaking of breaking up, this person was in for a world of hurt when they received a text message from their girlfriend, saying that she wanted to end their relationship. It came from out of nowhere—they hadn’t argued the night before, he wasn’t unfaithful. So, why did she want to split?
Well, the good news is that she didn’t; she actually sent the break-up text to the wrong number. However, this begs the question: who was she breaking up with? Sorry, dawg, but it might be time that you start typing your break-up text before you’re in too deep.