RIP, Ham-Bone
What’s the worst news you could receive after coming home from Hebrew Camp? If it was that your hamster died of leukemia, that’s the second-worst piece of news you could receive. The actual worst is learning that your parents tried their darned best to replace your beloved Ham-Bone with a replica.
We’re not sure whether or not the parents managed to replace Kelvin’s dearly departed hamster since they sent this totally saddening news to someone who found it completely irrelevant to their life. Never in a million years did we think hamsters could die from leukemia. You learn something new every day!