The Future Is Bright
Dang, Brian! This guy has so many problems that he doesn’t mind unloading on a total stranger! He reached out to Jake from State Farm (not actually Jake) and started talking about how his girlfriend cheated on him. That was after insulting Jake for his hideous choice of apparel, for some reason.
Luckily, Brian’s fake insurance from Fake State Farm had him covered! Fake Jake would make sure that Brian would upgrade to a new girlfriend model. Best of all, he doesn’t have to worry about increased rates, but he might want to buy a new pair of Ray-Bans since his future is so bright!