AH! SORRY, WRONG NUMBER!
What do you do at 12:03 AM? Most of you guys are probably asleep, dreading the moment your alarm rings. Others are probably doing absolutely nothing productive and should really go to sleep but can’t because they need to watch a four-hour-long video of how to play the French horn despite not having a French horn at home.
Then there’s the original texter of this story, who messages random people asking for Jessica. We wonder how many people they’ve texted, how many of them were Jessica, and how many of them told them to just buzz off?