Can I Be a Doctor?
This has to be one of the most hysterical wrong-person text messages we’ve seen in a long time. It’s not because the person who sent the text worked at a hospital and needed professional medical advice, but it was because the layman who responded actually gave the correct medical advice!
Apparently, if you want to be a doctor, all you need to know is how to use Google. That’s what the OP did, and surprisingly, they managed to give sound advice in just three minutes. Meanwhile, it took another three hours for a trained medical professional to come up with the same conclusion. Sadly, you need a degree to work as a doctor…