The Feet Hammock
This photo wasn’t taken by a tech support officer who was slowly dying on the inside. It was actually taken by the pictured person’s coworker, who could clearly see that something was about to go down—most likely the monitor, the CPU tower, and everything else on the desk.
Just because there are dangling cables doesn’t mean you have to turn them into a personal hammock for your feet. In fact, logic tells us that it’d be a better idea to fasten those cables to a wall. Make sure you don’t use stationery like thumbtacks and staples to do so.