Come On Baby Light My Fire
Being the first person to send a message is always pretty gutsy, and when that message is to an ex, well, you deserve a prize. But nothing about this screams long-term relationship. So maybe it was a little less gutsy than anticipated. It seems more like a casual dating situation than anything else. Receiving the ‘Are you up?” message at 1 o’clock in the morning is so passe.

It seems like there were pretty low stakes, and this guy went for it. I think he is going to need more than the classic “I wish we could cuddle” line if he is really feeling that lonely. The person on the other side shuts him down pretty quickly and effectively. Who knew that temperature had such a necessary presence in a relationship?