Dont ~Dude~ Me
Something about this text response is phenomenal. And even though people get broken up with and do the breaking up all the time, it can be hard to know how to approach the situation sometimes. But judging off of this text, I think we can tell who dumped who.
The person on the other end of this text message nips it right in the bud, and effectively too, might I add. With such a witty response, this person must have been hurt badly. I mean, surely this person knows that starting off a text message thread with your ex isn’t going to go down well, especially if you start the text off with ‘dude’. Just no, dude.