Bye Loser
What on earth was this ex-boyfriend trying to achieve by sending this text? It seems as though he was definitely trying to start some sort of interaction with his ex, but this my friend, is a sure-fire way not to get the girl back. You see, this isn’t a confessional, your ex-girlfriend isn’t going to absolve you of your sins as your priest might.
I’m starting to understand why she (probably) dumped him, even though I have absolutely no idea what originally went down. I think she should pat herself on the back for realizing this person was never going to be the person she wanted him to be. Considering the only thing she really liked about him was his cooking, I’d say she definitely dodged a bullet.