Cool as a Cucumber
Breakups are some of the hardest things you can go through in life, and these texts do not make them any easier. Whilst some breakups can be respectable, others are often more intense to deal with. When someone hurts you, it can feel like you will never feel whole again. But somehow, we always find a way to feel better. And sometimes that release can be felt through a text message.
There is really no more intense way to get a message across than to send an automated message to your ex. It shows them that at some point you really did seem to care about them, and even made an automated response for when they message you. But now, you have moved on to bigger and better things. You can barely even remember their name anymore. Okay, that last part is only half true.