Someone Get This Guy a New Pick-Up Line
If you are messaging an ex you haven’t spoken to in a while, a little thought goes a long way. I guess someone should have told this guy. Maybe he was at the breaking point of loneliness and he was in desperate need of attention from an ex, but seriously, he is not getting anywhere with a stale line like that. But this text really just looks like a generic one.
When texting an ex, you are already fighting for your life, so why start off using such a ‘been there, done that’ kind of line? You need to write something a little more specific, something more eye-catching – get it? We haven’t even gotten to the funniest part yet! Her eyes aren’t even blue. I’m sorry, but it was clearly never going to work between the two of you if you couldn’t even get that little detail right.