Times Americans Proved They Were Clueless

In the interest of fairness, I have to say that I have definitely been in places where it seems like the sun is brighter than it is elsewhere. Normally if a place seems dimmer, it’s because of persistent cloudiness, or maybe the place was far from the equator and I was there in the winter so the days were short and dark.

However, as a person with a basic understanding of the solar system, I am aware that there is precisely one sun in our system that shines on all parts of our earth, and it shines on everyone, the sinners and the saints, just the same. Apparently, this person missed that day of elementary school science class.