Candy, Crushed
The poor girl in this next one was just trying to offer comfort to a friend who, let’s be honest here, seems to have been having a disproportionately dramatic reaction to a bad test score in high school. And for most of us, a candy bar is a great way to cheer us up!
At least there’s a happy ending to this story: when her friend also had a disproportionately dramatic reaction to the attempt at cheering up, the girl ate the candy bar. I mean, that might not seem like a happy ending to most people, but personally, I would be delighted.