#32: Fall From Heaven
It is believed that Satan fell from heaven to hell and became the lord of hell. Not everyone is familiar with this story, though, so we can see where this guy’s confusion came from. Even if he wasn’t familiar with the origin story of Satan, “did it hurt when you fell from heaven” is the oldest cliché in the book! No woman wants to hear that.
We’re pretty sure he was speechless when he received that text message. Hopefully, this will teach him to never use that cliché ever again. Once again, we have a feeling that even if it wasn’t for this silly cliché, he still wouldn’t have a chance with this woman.